this was written for me on facebook but it was to funny not to post on here...
WANTED ONE FEMALE MALLARD TO SHARE SMALL BUT GOLDEN POND
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Applications are being accepted for the nesting season that is just around the corner.
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Steve (The Drake) Moore is one High Flying Mallard in search of One High Flying Female Mallard with beautiful feathers of her own.
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Qualifications are as followed…..
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Must be a nester, willing to replenish Gods Golden waters with youthful and energetic quackers.
Must have a humble but attractive quack of her own
Must possess the ability to swim countless hours day and night
Must have a quacky sense of humor
Must love the green and yellow colors of distinction
Blue is color of quality to be cherished as well
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To obtain your application, and interview for this once in a lifetime golden opportunity
Quack in the comment section below
All Canadian participants please no honking
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